Top Ten Campaign Slogans for Barack Obama (Mickey Z.)

  Mickey Z. -- World News Trust

  1. Barack around the clock.

  2. He puts the "bomb" in o-BOMB-a.

  3. A clever Democratic Party ploy to seduce minorities into thinking we give a shit.

  4. We will, we will Barack you.

  5. Hey, even a black guy is better than voting for a chick.

  6. Barack...yeah, it rhymes with Iraq

  7. At least he's not Al Sharpton

  8. He'll Barack your world

  9. As MTV sez: ba-Rock the vote

  10. Let's face it, when candidates have to sell themselves to corporate donors in order to raise at least $250 million, it doesn't matter who you vote for. So here's your chance to appear progressive without really changing anything.

  Mickey Z. can be found on the Web at http://www.mickeyz.net.